Middles

So I was thinking..... I was thinking about my day, about my life, about everything, when I came to a very interesting word. The word middle. There's a middle to pretty much everything that I can think of. The next thing I realized, was that most middles.... stink.

The middle of the week- EVERYONE knows that Wednesday is the most hated day. It separates seven days in such a dull, dreadful way.

The middle of a class period-Biology. You look over at the clock, and see that it's only 10:15. Once again, HATED.

The middle of humans- awkward to talk about, I know... but think about it... what person doesn't ever complain about their "middle"??

The middle of a Donut- that one is simply a rip off, because donuts have no middles. Jelly Donuts, you are okay, but not many people want some fruity substance spoiling their fried snack.

The middle of a Track Event-Half way through any race, you're wishing you were the one in first place, who is most likely already done.

*HATED

I could go for hours.

So middles, could you please improve your reputation? Because..... most people strongly dislike you... that is, unless you are the middle of a Hostess Cupcake.(:

Love,

Natalie (: